Funny Unix ?

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Kompilujac rozne rzeczy pod Unixem/Linuxem/BSD czesto nie zauwazamy humoru
ktory chce nam przekazac programista. Ja zebralem tutaj i bede tez dalej
dodawal humor z ./configure, przy kompilacji, itd.
Jezeli znasz jakis inny przyklad, napisz maila na fun@sinuspl.net.

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Sun Jun  8 22:47:04 CEST 2003
*** Przy ./configure w Eterm-0.9.2 widzimy nastepujace:
[...]
checking for pstack... no
checking for U_STACK_TRACE in -lcl... no
checking for Linux 2.1 or higher... yes
checking for life_signs in -lKenny... no
  Oh my god, they killed Kenny!  You bastards!
updating cache ./config.cache
creating ./config.status
creating Makefile
[...]

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Sun Jun  8 22:47:04 CEST 2003
*** Przy ./configure w mrtg-2.9.29 jest male zamowienie ;-)
configure: creating ./config.status
config.status: creating Makefile
config.status: creating config.h
ordering CD from http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~oetiker/wish .... just kidding ;-)

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Config is DONE!

Type 'make' to compile the software

       ... that wishlist mentioned above does really exist. So if
you feel like showing your appreciation for MRTG, this is the
place to go. I just love CDs and DVDs

                            -- Tobi Oetiker 
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Sun Jun  8 22:47:04 CEST 2003
*** A oto kompilacja OpenSSL 0.9.7b (never mind):

cc: /usr/local/lib: linker input file unused since linking not done
ar  r ../../libcrypto.a bn_add.o bn_div.o bn_exp.o bn_lib.o bn_ctx.o bn_mul.o bn_mod.o
 bn_print.o bn_rand.o bn_shift.o bn_word.o bn_blind.o  bn_kron.o bn_sqrt.o bn_gcd.o
 bn_prime.o bn_err.o bn_sqr.o asm/bn86-elf.o asm/co86-elf.o  bn_recp.o bn_mont.o
 bn_mpi.o bn_exp2.o
/usr/bin/ranlib ../../libcrypto.a || echo Never mind.
making all in crypto/ec...

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Fri Jan 30 16:09:00 CET 2004
*** Hermes-1.3.3 pod koniec configure, dziekuje Solaris za wskazanie tego:

checking whether x86 assembly is desired... yes
checking for debug level... 0

If two people are in a room ...

checking for long... yes
checking size of long... 4
[...]
checking for short... yes
checking size of short... 2

... and five walk out ...

checking whether byte ordering is bigendian... no
no
checking for money... none left :(
checking for assembler support... FreeBSD i386, assembler routines enabled!
configure: creating ./config.status
config.status: creating Makefile
config.status: creating src/Makefile
config.status: creating src/hrconfig.h
config.status: executing depfiles commands

... how many have to walk in for the room to be empty ?

Turn on your -O6 now!
Welcome to Hermes 1.3.2!

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...cdn

SinusPL